My wife has previously complained I'm not spontaneous enough.
So I got my diary, and at random intervals, I wrote 'remember to be spontaneous'.
But she spotted me doing it, and said that wasn't what she meant. Nothing I do is ever good enough for that woman.
I've just been to the flower shop in Patcham.
Guess how much the Ecuadorian roses were? £50.
It reminds me of the joke 'how many roses should I give my wife for Valentine's Day? 6, 12, or the whole tin?