Any deviation from black or blue ink may result in personal sanctions which may include, but not limited to:
1) Piglets pie access withdrawn and replaced by Ginsters
2) The humiliation of using plastic cutlery
3) The curtain in your box being permanently drawn regardless of your alcohol status...
I suspect a form with a specific name written on will be posted to you and you will need to attend Lancing with a recognised form of ID before the change can be made.
Probably go smart causal as well to be on the safe side