A scene involving Gareth Southgate......
Telephone rings in the Albion gaffers office
Ring ring, ring ring.....
RDZ: "Yes hello, gaffer fantastico here can I help you"
GS: "Hello Roberto, you may not know me, but I am the coach of England, and I'm in the need of some footballing advice"
RDZ...
The commentator is trying to get excited, but until England stop fecking about with the ball at the back and put in the Welsh net, we'll be no better than the USA game.