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So annoying isn't it? The stepping stone chat. Right from the off. I know a fee Everton fans and was asking them about Lukaku. They all knew he was a primo striker and on his way but could just never get any feeling for him as he took every chance he could get to mention he was off to a big club...

It can go completely the other way in fact. Anyone who's played football at any level - even schoolboy or Sunday league - knows that when you have a moody arse hanging round the place everyone perks up when they finally bugger off. Even of they're a good player. I bet they're happy not to have...

I was looking at their main message board last night. General consensus was. 1. Significant downgrade on what they already have. 2. We shouldn't be buying anyone who's acting the bellend. 3. Conte wouldn't want him. 4. Need a right back and cb not another squad attacker. I appreciate they...

Christ I hadn't thought of that. I'm going to be sent to play with the reserves. 😬

See you there! "Alright Robbie mate, I'm having a a few problems with the wife, any chance of a quick chat?"

I'm not so sure about Spurs. Is he going to oust Son, Richarlison, Kane, Kulusevski? He's miles behind them. With the guy they bought off Fulham he'll be comfortably 4th or 5 choice. Also a slightly mardy 28 doesn't really seem like their profile. You'd imagine given the way this is how he's...

He also said "“My office is, was and will be open for all players and for all people.” So I'm going to pop down on Monday and have a chat.

I understand him wanting a CL move too. Which is all the more odd. Because all he had to do was wait out another few months, playfully in a good team that's in form and he would have waltzed out to a CL club in the summer with applause ringing in his ears. All he had to do was not be a dickhead...

Yep. I'm right there. I do think we need to get a relatively experience do a job now player in. I'm hoping we get the attacking equivalent of the Cucu / Perv switcheroo.

As long as we can carry on as we are, there is a possible benefit in that it may well have accelerated Fergusons involvement in the first team. There's often some serendipitous advantage to be had in managers partially being forced in bringing through youth. I'm sure Rashford finally being...

If it was with Dunk I very much doubt he'd have been able to use his phone for a while.

It's nothing to do with his ability. When someone acts like a Dildo to get a move, threatening the balance and harmony of a squad that have come through tons this season, and on the edge of something special you have to dispassionately recognise what that means. Take aim and get shut with the...

Genuinely don't think Chelsea can buy him. There'd be a fecking riot. He's got Newcastle all over him so we should be screwing the Saudis for every penny. They spent 25 million on Chris Wood for balance.

Anyhoo. Once it's all played out, and he gets the extra 20k a week to watch Jonjo Shelvey from the bench, I hope we do dip our toes in the transfer waters and spend the income this January. We are told every player has a succession planned, I'd like to see the next Pervis pulled out of the hat...

Matisse Didden ain't gonna pay for babys new shoes!

Yeah, from a distance if they were rolling around it would look like an all girl mud wrestle featuring Myra Hindley

The whole statement is pathetic. It literally contradicts itself on the first line. We've all written those emails where we have to admit something but also try and muddy the water so we don't take the blame at the same time. It's so transparent. Well they got what they wanted. Cause a bit of...