Would that be the wanker who last season singlefootedly got us valuable points against Southampton, West Han and of course palace.
The self same points that got us to ninth.
More importantly still, scored the goal that has kept this place pretty much palace free for a year.
Is that the wanker...
TBH I'd enjoy it more if he did shitehouse us.
The thought of Maupay jogging back to the centre spot would be a bit too much 'Randle McMurphy' for my liking.