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I bet she was tempted to have them chopped off once she'd found out what he'd been accused of.

Bit ambitious. I doubt he'd even get a Nectar Card these days.

I can't image the Archbishop of Canterbury would have passed comment on the disgraced son of the Head of The Church of England and the Monarch without the tacit agreement / approval of the Palace. I'm sure this was Welby 'testing the waters' of public opinion on behalf of the Royal Family.

Royal Flunky: "News of support for your re-introduction into public life on Good Morning Britain this morning Sir." Prince Andrew: "At last! Who's speaking up for me? Emily Maitlis? David Attenborough? Stormzy? Don't tell me - my useless brother has finally grown a pair?" Royal Flunky: "Err...