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I notice lots of problems at some mini roundabouts when 3 cars arrive at a small 4 way roundabout at the same time. Nobody has the courage to move because " I'm giving way to you " ... " I'm giving way to him... " " I'm waiting for you though " ? Obviously the same never occurs when 3 cyclists...

The old saying used to be " if you lock your wife and the dog in the boot of your car, which one is going to be the happiest when you unlock it ? " When the time comes, undo the stitching on your pillow and do what you have to do, your old Cockatiel will be with you for a few more years.

Cats are good, or at least goodish. If you croaked alone with a dog the dog would probably pine away and die too. If you lived with a cat it would be 2-3 days before the cat decided to start eating yer face. Always remember, no matter how clever a cat is, it does not possess an opposing thumb in...

God man, get with the program ! Puffballs are the furry things that look like kids toys, the Cockerpoodles etc and the Fannylickers are the Yorkies/Chihuahua/ Dachshund types that basically lay on the laps of women of a certain age and .. fannylick.

The local FB chatter regularly features owners or dogs out of control by their actions or inactions. Additionally there is the urban myth that Dognappers will target a house holding a dog by putting a cable tie around a lamppost outside the house . Many swear this is true. Mrs V has been...