Your literally Swedish. They're supposed to strap you into skis at birth there. Or maybe that's Norway, but either way it's unfathomable that you haven't skiied :censored:
YES! Off to Bulgaria tomorrow for my first ski holiday for 34 years. Conditions are apparently good, not that that will mean much to me as I flounder around the lower slopes. However my daughters will be carving it up on their snowboards no doubt