Nah t'is only a Pit thread when The Circle Jerks start pulling at each others virtual hair.
This whole sorry mess is many things but circular isn't one of them.
Now it's big enough to read.
The first mention of "Tory" comes in after 67 words, in the second paragraph after the strap line and headline.
We ought to give the boys in blue some credit though.
I don't imagine anyone reading the first 66 words will be aghast when the 67 word drops.
Of course but there always comes a point, in all of this nonsense, of saying 'you get who you vote for'.
No prospective Tory candidate is currently thinking:-
'I want to serve with my Conservative principles on an anti sleaze mandate'.
No they're currently thinking
'So if I screw this up...
Yet today the Argentinian Premier League are looking at this story, shaking their heads, sucking in air and saying:-
"Ay carumba muchio muchio cajones" (and I've never even played cricket for Yorkshire)
Probably.