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On the boring subject of history, witches in England were almost invariably hanged rather than burned. A quiet night in with a good book? Personally I think we should be allowed to hide mousetraps in the bowl of sweets. That would probably be more "horrifying" than "spooky" though. I'm also...

I like fun as much as the next man. Actually, that's not true. Most people enjoy fun more than me. Anyway, going around strangers' houses to ask for sweets doesn't match any definition of fun I've ever read in one of your human dictionaries.

Can't trust those pesky Jutes.