The original song is decent but obviously hasn't quite hit the spot having been around for quite a while and not catching on. Probably because it is a bit complicated - the original song only known by a certain demographic - and the references to "Sterling", "Salah" and "Rashford" seem a bit...
Great thread.
As has been said, "Maupay in the 95th" is perfect for Saturday given his winner against Arsenal too. Shouldn't take too much to get that going just after kick off.