I'd assumed it was a banshee woman (I'd even pictured her, Croydon Facelift, orange skin, bad teeth, worse tats, tracksuit) but you could be right, it might be kid. He'll have Maupay themed nightmares the poor little blighter.
Hey Dan, you appear to have parked your high horse in NSC and someone's going to need to feed it and clean its shit up soon. That's shit. On a floor, That needs cleaning. Do you think you can manage it this time?
Oh he does, and there will be Arsenal fans all over social media when we do, with the inevitable self-awareness of a certain failed local Tory politician, who will think we're mocking Bernd Leno.
Either way I reckon young Neal might be up for Saturday :)