Sadly for all of us no matter how right you are the negative thread is easy to pull.
Goon will just be sat there surrounded by pints 'just I case I get thirsty during the first half - this is a right laugh'.
It's wrong, it's wrong on all levels.
But I've never seen anything at football to...
Of course it is.
But then again if you're going to tell me there isn't a noticeable percentage of supercharged weapons grade t*ats at the football who won't be able to manage beer and football together, I'm going to sell you some magic beans.
It's ridiculous the rest of us should be held to...