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No, no, no... Really hate the running Really hate the game Looking at them all I wanna be unborn again Their suit is getting tighter Although they're getting thin The flies are crawling on their face And trying to get in People say that we're to blame, I say No no no, it's just the game Must...

I take issue with this Hippy idea, I'm a rocker, a heavy rocker. I'm far less floral than my prose may suggest - indeed I'm far more likely to be face down in the bog, than strumming folk ditties sitting on a log in the scented garden of roll neck delights. That said, Liege and Leaf is a truly...

So after all that it was indeed a series of near comical misunderstandings and random events leading to a slice of lemon drizzle in the crisp spring air. One thing I’m still unsure on; what was the dwarf in the bowler hat running through a wood in slow motion all about? One of life’s great...

Is that the plot synopsis to a 'lost' episode of One Foot in the Grave? I found it pretty funny - you should go into script writing. I bet you said, "I don't believe it!" at least once. I say you release a hermit crab into her garden forthwith.