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My guess would be some combination of gravity and centrifugal forces.

It’s much better if you can make it to the bathroom

Ha! This. I’m all settled on the mattress, pillows just how I like them, the foot twitches, sleep is imminent. And then my brain waiter comes over to show me a menu of all the embarrassing moments and bad decisions I e ever made in my life :-) “And which catastrophic clunker would Sir like to...

Night shifts. But when I do get to my bed it’s the noise goblin who lives next door. It’s not music or partying but she is simply incapable of going about her business without making an extraordinary amount of noise. Doors? just let them slam shut behind you. Cupboards, they won’t stay shut...