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Fair enough. Maybe phrased better as antifootball beating superantifootball. 4-1 now. Ha ha.

I know. The comedy facial expressions were rubbish in the first half.

Oh that's a peach from the dirty big chinned one. Ha ha.

Hurrah, football beating antifootball again.

Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ. You know it. Wankpuffins' one attempt on goal in injury time goes in. Fluke that the cross lands perfectly on the donkey's head.

Phew. Antifootball behind.

Come on Spurs, we need a tiny smile from somewhere.

You and me both.

A win for Spurs will see them go above Liverpool. More than before I hope they absolutely smash the wankpuffins now. A win for Villa on Friday will take them above Liverpool too. They play Newcastle. Christ, I'm depressed.

Mo Salah, what a cockwomble.

If that doesn't work, he'll be kunnt of the week and no mistake.

I have been able to see the vast majority of games under lockdown but at the moment, I am not sure I can tune in today.

A jobbie described as a massive must see midlands derby.

Blimey, let's hope Villa and Wolves serve up some excitement. Burnley going four points clear is a pisser.