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I would never be so rude (well, I might be, but not to someone who's only shortcoming is drinking in 'spoons) I don't eat meat, haven't for 30+ years, but if I did I'd draw the line at minced up eyelids and aresholes served up in a roll made mostly of preservatives.

I don't drink in Wetherspoons, partly because Martin is an unsufferable arse but mostly because his pubs are full of pissheads, scumbags and cheapskates. I'd rather go out once a week to a "proper" local than to a converted abbatoir