Ties that bind people not random anti-yorkshirian southern elite bias, that gets us nowhere.
After all we gave them Banoffee Pie (one of their 5 a day) while they gave us Geoff Boycott...
...ok that's not great, but it's a start to the peace talks.
As the Ben White stalemate won't go away there seems some animosity towards us rumbling down from Yorkshire, which understandably, is being returned with great gusto.
Can't we just all get along, there must be plenty of positives that link our two counties.
Sure we're separated by language...