The scourge of us sea swimmers who like to go out a way (see also kite surfers, although far preferable getting killed by one of them than a frickin' jetski)
Was going to start a similar thread asking how many people who own either sea kayaks or SUPs use them long term. Even SUPs, inflatable or rigid, require regular maintenance, including sunscreen application etc. Wondered if the appeal soon wore off, especially with the logistics of transporting.