I’m kind hoping it is pinstripes. Partly because our striped efforts over the past few seasons have been absolute pony and partly because the meltdown on here will pass a couple of evenings.
The away shirt will indeed be 'mustard'. It will have a v-neck, long sleeves and in a break with convention be made from 100% pure lambswool. Replicas will be available from Marks and Spencer.
Oh FFS you are, of course, absoutely correct. I'd forgotten how the club, for some reason, like to do a frigging strip tease.
First we'll get a close-up shot of a seam with some stiching and and an embroidered phrase. Next it will be a blurry shot of Lewis Dunk's shoulder. Then, finally, the...