The aliens wanted to probe him, but his head was already jammed up his arse.
Though you'd expect him to come out with that story. It's what happens when you're old and the senility kicks in.
To me, Gove is one of the more dangerous people in the cabinet - not beyond lying through his teeth on TV, or coming out with frankly embarrassing comments (his latest LBC chat being a prime example). But his track record of being a Weapons Grade Snake just makes me uncomfortable.
Plus, he...
Well our friend Baker here is one of the spineless, 'follow the leader at all costs' types - hasn't got the ability to have his own thoughts so waits for the Dear Leaders to tell him what to think. It's almost as if he's been made in a laboratory.
So why is his story completely different to his wife's published story then?
Let's face it, you've no legs to stand on. And you think everyone else is the sheep.
Baaa baaa Mouldy, Baaa baaa.
I get the distinct impression that, if you were presented with photo evidence of Cummings there and breaking the rules, you'd claim that it doesnt take an Einstein to Photoshop him into the shot...
It doesn't down mine, but I can't say if it will in yours as I don't know if you have one. It's okay to be scared of the unknown, which is why the usual suspects are trying to deflect the hell out of this - scared the status quo is being challenged.
There's quite a lot of people that should be regretting their actions. That, or they are too ****ing thick to understand what they've allowed into power.
Kinnock is worse than the person that has helped craft the message and guidelines that has left families separated, people unable to care for their loved ones, attend their deathbeds and their funerals whilst he buggers off up north?
**** me, I'd like to know what he has to do to make him worse...
All that does is cement the fact that there is "us" and "them". The main difference I can see between Kinnock and Cumstain is that one is an MP and one is directly responsible having influenced the Government's stance and message to stay at home.