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Is it true the cannibals are having shortages on chianti and fava beans?

Have you ever chewed your fingernail?

Sounds like this one I heard. I was hired to run a three legged race but I got sacked.

There was a cannibal that had a wife and ate kids. What’s the definition of trust? Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs. Why wont cannibals eat divorced women? Just to Bitter. A cannibal ate the left side of a person. Man watching: Was there...

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair.

We have Brighton and Hove Albion on the menu today. Our specials are Shane Duffy and the other is Mat Ryan. I'm on a diet I'll have the Shane Duffy. If you're on a diet wouldn't you want the Mat Ryan? No to me Mat seems more Aussie while Shane Irish to eat.