Playing here in Kent I’ve played at a couple of prisons, Aldington near Ashford and Stanford Hill on the isle of Sheppey...
Had some real tasty matches, specially at Aldinton, where the pitch was within a compound with a 12 foot fence all round. Had to be escorted onto and off the pitch by...
Going off on a tangent, I can top that. Locally in the Sheppey Sunday League we had a new team admitted to the league who called themselves MILF Hunters.
This was a few years ago, and clearly no-one at the league had a clue.... however, after about half a dozen games the penny clearly dropped...
Yep, it was an absolutely massive league in its day!
It's a real shame how Sunday football has died over the years - too expensive and too many other distractions I guess...