Throwing up is a side effect of the defensive water boarding. As soon a season he crosses the halfway line. . . . :D
He really does need to watch some videos of himself playing attacking football . . .in the olden days.
You only report half the story. he put a shift in, got into positions and to gilt edged opportunities where he could have won the game or laid it on a plate, then spectacularly failed. He's consistent if nothing else.