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Maybe a slight tangent, but I've always chuckled at Kevin Rowland's (Dexy's Midnight Runners) withering put-down of Mick Hucknall's appearance: "If I had a dog with a face like that, I'd shave its a**e and teach it to walk backwards." Harsh, but fair - although given his subsequent fame and...

Many, many, years ago, I had an argument with a neighbour. As I was clearly winning, they huffed "You're the rudest person I've ever met." To which I instantly replied: "Flattery will get you nowhere."