I did one of these for mate (we had a boss with great sense of humour;
Under "Strengths" I wrote " lives a long, long way away"
Under "Weaknesses" I wrote "has an identical twin brother"
Several years ago at The Dome Julian Clarey was being heckled, he simply said "you should keep practicing that, cos with a bit more practice you could be a wanker ".
Years later my daughter used the same line (with my coaching) to embarrass and shut down a school playground bully.