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I nearly got eaten by Bull sharks in Lagos. I was bathing in my pants and a German man saved me from diving on top of an 8ft monster lurking in the surf. Having then travelled into downtown and sampled the “lively” culture there I came to the conclusion that, if I was forced to live there, I’d...

Having done Medical repatriations from Lagos, Benin and Nairobi and seen the shitty life to be had there I can fully understand someone being desperate to flee...hiding on the outside of a commercial flight might well have seemed like a 100% of f*ck all risk. He’d likely have a short and...

Why DO those lads at ISIS bother with all the suicide bombing. Surely Allah can direct them to Nairobi airport?

-And a picture of Princess Diana looking coy. -A pull out and keep of Royal baby pictures...when oh when will these brown people stop freezing themselves to death and throwing themselves within, literally, 30 miles of Prince George’s Pre-School? - a column by Richard Littlejohn complaining how...

Apparently others have lived through exactly this unusual method of travelling before today. God knows how.

You’re wasted writing reports about such mundanities as crime. You should get a job at the Daily Mail.

I don’t remember Arnie freezing to a block of ice and hurtling like a dirty-bomb meteor into a Clapham yard. It would have been a lot better if he did.

I know. Fake grass.

The media speculating on the “security” aspects of this. If the chap can sneak into a category “A” international hub and climb into the Landing gear bay...what’s to stop a terrorist climbing in there with a bomb. I think they’re missing the point. What motivated the bloke to take this type of...

If I was a pilot I’d be tempted to liven up otherwise dull flights by dumping the chemical toilets over various locations and imagine myself a WW2 bomber ace at the helm of a mighty Lancaster. I’d target Selhurst, Steve Parish’s pool, De La Salle Academy (RC) in Liverpool (personal vendetta)...

I agree. Imagine how utterly desperate this guy was to climb into the gear housing for an 8 hour unpressurised flight at 30,000ft. Dear Christ.

Nearly killing a bloke sunbathing in his garden. Does this shit happen often? Apparently the guy was stowed away on a flight from Nairobi to Heathrow, in the landing gear, at temperatures of -60 Until the gear was lowered and dropped his frozen corpse into this blokes yard. Imagine lying in...