He really does. I loved the one the other month after Palace, when he was speaking to his hero Thierry Henry in French and they just left him nattering on for what felt like about 15 minutes!
Top bloke who – quite rightly, IMO – ignores all the negativity around him and just gets on with it...
"We've got Maupay
Neal Maupay
I just don't think you understand
Bought for an undisclosed fee
His goals will fill us with glee
We've got Neal Maupay"
"Who's that man from over the Channel
Who's that man we all adore
Neal Maupay is his name
And he'll score a goal a game
Now we don't rely on...