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Likewise sir. I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one with the Borrowers microwave.

Those bags of microwave rice that the instructions say you are supposed to tear a hole in and stand in the microwave. But the bag is blatantly TOO TALL for the average microwave. So it spins round a couple of times with the top of the bag scraping the top of the microwave, until it inevitably...

The man who invented the USB died recently. At his funeral they slowly lowered his coffin into the ground, then brought it back up, flipped it over, and lowered it back down again.

Stuff that comes in sealed plastic packaging like this. Requiring a moderately dangerous hack round with a bread knife or a pair of scissors. Especially when the package contains scissors. Is someone having a laugh ?