I was being overly despondent at the lack of campery from one of our most expensive players. Don't expect Jahanbakhsh to be be appearing on the red carpet at the Academy Awards any time soon. Shameful!
I blame Jahanbakhsh. He should have been far more melodramatic. Football seems to be going in a pretty dark direction if theatrics and histrionics are playing an ever more decreasing role in the game. All it would have taken was an ostentatiously effeminate collapse, hand on face, and Walker...