Or how about put the other driver in a wheelchair for life BUT shagged Holly Willoughby and made a charity climb of Mount Kilimanjaro with Philip Schofield?
I wonder where the red line is that Ant has to cross NOT get an award.
If being off our screens for over a year for being an alcoholic / drink drinker doesn't stop him then would he still won if, say, the driver of the car he crashed into had sustained a broken leg? Maybe two broken legs? Or...