I like it!
So do you think a two pronged attack in a good old fashioned pincer movement East Upper and West Upper?
It seemed to work for Monty in North Africa.
I for one will be ordering my usual bottle of diet coke for halftime prior to kick off.
If the concession staff remove the top I will tell them I no longer want it.
If you buy a bottle later and you don't hear the little clicky noise when they open it for you, I suggest you refuse to take it on...