Club memo
From: P. Barber
To: Marketing Dept
1. All future Marketing 'brain storming' sessions are to be cancelled.
2. Under no circumstances should the work experience kid be left in charge of our email account whilst you lot are down the pub on a Friday afternoon Christmas do.
3. FFS
BR
Paul
All of this, and Bronze members will be the supporters the club will be relying upon to fill empty seats if / when we drop back down into the Championship. If that happens, they will have to come and find me at Cambridge Utd as this is where I have decided to start taking my son as the whole...
It is a bit of a kick in the balls for Bronze members. I was toying with the idea of buying Bronze membership so I could start taking my son to the occasional game as he is keen to start going to football. In light of this news I'm glad I haven't bought it yet, as I shan't bother now.
If I had...