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Oi! Do one with your positivity! Palace are bringing 11 players on Tuesday, not 10 like Leic and Hudds. Eleven! We can’t cope playing teams who play with 11 men. Today’s result was like we’ve just papered a roll of Andrex across the Grand Canyon.

This. Our ability to find new ways to throw away points holds no bounds. This games not safe yet. Not by a million miles and any Brighton fan thinking we won today and will still have the points going into Tuesdays game is a fool.

Dreading that. Palace are going to create carnage at the Amex. We are going to get slaughtered playing against a side with 11 men. We simply cannot cope playing against teams who field 11 men.

We might just draw this it’s true.

With 2mins of injury time to go, I’ll concede...we might just draw this

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Nick 2 more like. And it’s not nicking when teams do this to us every single week. We’re just woeful. And it’s aboit to all go horribly wrong. The players will let us down before FT. They are incapable of holding a lead. Ha ha, we’re all such fools thinking we might actually draw this let alone...

You wait. Murray will handball it for their penalty equaliser and be sent off at same time, setting it up for a late Huddersfield winner. Still time...get drinking everyone, it’ll dull the pain about to shit all over your Saturday night.

We’re odds on for a 3-2 defeat now. Never ever underestimate our ability to snatch, claw or positively rip defeat from the jaws of victory. This is Brighton. You and I know this is the most likely scenario. We are shit. Absolute horse manure and will soon revert to type. With 10 mins to go...

Fat chance! Albion take the lead and push on? Get your tin helmet on and prepare to see us defend like cart horses and ballon every clearance like Bruno’s opening assist. It’s what we do. All. The. Time.

Harsh. None of the other players can either. entire squad could be issued with banjos and would still miss Knickers’ arse

I don’t bet. But if you do, then get a tenner on sharpish because it will happen. You know it will. Get yourself a nice free turkey with all the trimmings...Otherwise known as Locadia and the other summer purchases.

I’ve been trying - for nearly 40years! Albion are like Malaria though, it’s in yer blood. No cure.

I reckon you’re right there. We are a ‘nice’ club after all. Players are hot and cold, we shouldn’t be afraid of shipping out. Same with manager. Works for loads other clubs, Watford being prime example

We are. It’s like the first 3/4 of a Christmas Carol out there, before Scrooge changes his ways. Very very gloomy. Depressing. Abandone all yee hope. We have been stinking the PL out for far too long. New players are all woeful.

No need for guessing. It’s odds on certain we won’t! Huddersfield still massive favourites to win this. If they have 2 more men sent off and someone ties their keepers boots together then we might (MIGHT!) scrap a draw...of course, what will happen is we’ll be down to ten men soon too and will...

First game this season?

Ok, I conceded: 5 players sent off should do it

Half time report: we are unbelievably shit against 10 men. Again.

We need Huddersfield to have 6 more players sent off if we’re to stand a chance in this game. Let’s hope with only ten men we keep the score down to less than a 3 nil defeat, what with it being away from home and fact we’ve already lost before the coach passes Pease Pottage services. Brighton...