West Ham trying to get a £43m deal over the line for Uruguayan striker Maxi Gomez.
After years of tightness and loathed by their fans, the Dildo twins would’ve spent £150m in transfer fees in just 9 months.
Overall, they often are boring. Roving Sky wallies standing outside desolate training grounds on the 31st, with bugger all happening.
Harry Redknapp and Allardyce used to keep the ball rolling with countless knee jerk signings.