I was joking (and meant dislodge as in a physical sense), based purely on the facts that he once fell over the ball and has been caught offside a few times. A very lazy gag, admittedly :shrug:
Depends what sort of two-seater it was. I bet there would be LOADS of people queueing up to get a lift home in a Bugatti Veyron, whereas a smart fortwo? Not so much.
To carry on the analogy and relate it to JL, if you bought a second hand Porsche 911 convertible with a few miles on the clock...
There was a thread bounced on here the other week about the Amex-era strikers and it looks like JL is going to be added to a long(ish) list of forgotten men. Bad recruitment over the years, or a sign it is so difficult to find strikers that fit in the mould? I feel sorry for him and I must admit...