Imagine the government were threatening to put a gypsy site just the other side of the fence at the bottom of your garden and I knocked on your door canvassing for votes, I was from the party in government BUT vowed to fight it tooth and nail anyway.
Imagine you liked the cut of my gib and saw...
In the absence of an option for "Fat selfish moronic talentless tosspot", I have PLUMPED (pun intended) for "Twunt".
But wasn't he just HILARIOUS when he rugby tackled that GERMAN at Wembley in that lovely charity football game? :rolleyes: