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Zahas stats were pony for last season. He’s sick of hanging round there now. Career going down the bog if Palace price him out of his desperation to leave.

Im not surprised he’s getting disruptive. He had the chance, last year, to end his career as another Wright but has been forced to contemplate forever being another Bright linked forever with the Jestermen. TBH Leeds have kept me amused for the past few weeks so Zaha, his form (or lack) and...

Obviously you’ve never dined at tropical curryland.

He’s payed in drachmas I expect. £125k for that clown is one of the funniest things I’ve read for yonks. Cheers.:clap:

I wonder how the wage bill breaks down per Palace player. I imagine Wilf and Benteke account for about 80% with the rest being shared equally between the others...probably with added Lidl discount cards and all the Dirty Chicken you can eat.

He looks like a python that’s swallowed a cripple in that get up. I heard Wilf sent a load of his clothes to Haiti after the earthquake rendered thousands homeless....they sent it all back with a pound.

Oh I WISH but no..no. It wasn’t.

Can’t remember? I’m hurt. I still prefer your prose myself.

Interestingly one needs a criminal records and barring disclosure to clean the bogs at a school. Any old Palace knobber can post on NSC, sex cases, racists, wrong uns, slackers and (alleged) Cliff Richards. So Dougie can relax.

He’s 54 years old. And those allegations were never proven, he is allowed within 100 yards of schools.

Errr..claim that you’re injured and don’t play Sir?

To be fair...it wasn’t coined to amuse you. You folk have your own board to amuse yourself on. That said..if I posted pictures of burning buildings, people stabbing each other or enjoying fried chicken no doubt you’d laugh like a drain.

That gentleman is clearly demonstrating the old “two pie luz” where savoury pastries are simultaneously lobbed at brightly coloured clowns with dyed blonde dreads causing them to collapse in their own footprint.

Because Dulwich sounds funnier...and it’s hardly a million miles away now is it.

Who...the pie? I’m not sure how one sexes a pie although pies are usually male in my mind. Unless they’re filled with sugar and spice and all things nice. But that sounds like a gay pie.

There’s got to be a way to massage all of Wilfs epithet?

The thought of Parish hiding behind the couch shouting “Don’t answer it” at his bewildered secretary will sustain me in the months ahead.

Now that the SEGW has begun to openly trade insults with Parish I would love to be a (blue and white) fly on the wall of oddity roundaheights HQ as Parish holds talks with prospective American financiers. “Say Steve...ain’t that guy kicking shit out of the changing room your star player?”...

“Look into the eyes, not around the eyes, not between the eyes, but into the eyes”

The master of both similes AND metaphors. Touché mon brave.