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  1. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    Precisely If you evacuate the stadium and slip on a wet patch because a discarded bottle has emptied its contents due to being lidless, there is potential to fall downward and forward at the same time. If this happens in the WSU you could potentially cause a domino effect of supporters tumbling...
  2. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    You in the roof with the bird turd?
  3. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    I dont know where you are, thats why i asked you If the north stand can take food in and eat it we are superior to wherever you cant eat the food you have taken in. We have more rights than you......we are superior.......you are inferior.................any German worth his salt would understand...
  4. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    No problem taking food into the North Stand and eating it. Are you in an inferior section?
  5. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    Good news Bad news Good news according to the bloke next to me saturday. Good news A suicide flask bomb wont be going off in the seats now Bad news Suicide flask bomb danger has been moved from the seats to the turnstiles. Good news Suicide flask bomber most likely to have a last minute seat...
  6. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    #FlaskGrass TV cameraman near me obviously didn’t get the memo. Was openly drinking suicide soup from a flask at half time. The security is unfit for purpose There is a CLEAR AND PRESENT DANGER…….....heads must roll.
  7. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    How are they stopping the jihadi with a thermos bomb who wishes to detonate inside the stadium from detonating at the turnstile instead because he cant get the thermos bomb past security at the turnstle?
  8. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    But someone is coming with a bomb in a flask....where do you want it stopped......in the stadium......at the turnstile.......at the fan area band stand.......at the station........on the A27...........currently we are going for at the turnstile..........dereliction of duty
  9. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    The real question is, how hard is it to enforce a security cordon where people with bags are subject to extra scrutiny and where a small minority who have flasks are asked to open them to reveal the contents.........like other sports venues Apparently this is just too hard to contemplate so ban...
  10. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    Does anyone know if the flask bomb ban is being extended to searches at Brighton station? Jihadis could easily board a train and walk up to a turnstile and detonate killing hundreds if it isnt. Dereliction of duty by Barber security inc, !!!
  11. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    There is a lot going on on this thread,but no one is seriously "mocking your disease", that is ridiculously unfair you accuse another poster of that.
  12. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    looking forward to see what they say about your bottle/bottle top after you have contacted them.
  13. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    Bit unfair, the Albion have been superb on disabled related issues whenever we have needed to contact them, other disabled fans we sit with all offer high praise too for their services. Give the club a call, Disability Liaison Officer Oliver Riley 0344 3246282 The statement today read "Where...
  14. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    Sounds like Vader Barber is building a full scale hidden Tracy island out of bottle tops and thermos flasks in plain sight. God knows what evil plans he has for world domination. Before you know it there will be soy milk at the kiosks to feminise the masses and pacify the resistance……mark my words!
  15. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    LOL Flaskgate aside, you seem to be missing something. You dont have to be able to take a flask into the stadium to cause carnage.You can walk from the station or the car park or a taxi with a flask bomb, walk up to the turnstile and detonate your flask bomb at the turnstile and cause the same...
  16. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    can i take a can of cold soup in?
  17. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    Children do not get searched going into the stadium, they could be carrying anything "in this day and age". Can PB please address this serious gaping hole in the stadium security and ban children with immediate effect. Demanding for a friend.......cheers
  18. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    Most sporting events i go to outside of football allows you to go up and simply get frisked if you dont have a bag, or if you do have a bag join the "i have a bag" queue, where the contents can be rummaged through on a table............cant be that hard. bloke near me takes connect 4 in.??? im...
  19. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    Amazingly, its possible to determine whats inside by cunningly opening it
  20. pastafarian

    [Albion] Flasks banned from the Amex

    So can i still turn up to the turnstiles with my thermo nuclear device contained in my thermos or has my deadly evil plan been thwarted because i cant take it inside up to WSU? Asking for a friend who is thinking the world has gone mad

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