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Reported to Paul

That makes you a LINGER

I got questioned about my HEADPHONES, the STEWARD said they could be filled with EXPLOSIVES and I could BLOW my BRANES out

I feel like that now, not everyone can afford more than £2 for a bottle of drink inside, sometimes it feels like they are going out of their way not to use common sense

Said on the list that 500ml bottles WITHOUT tops allowed to be brought in, absolutely ridiculous

I have INVENTED a DRONE that can FLY in at half time with a FLASK full of HOT Tea which then pours me a nice CUPPA and before Barber can send in his GOONS to NICK me my DRONE will be off into the SKY. This is why I am the most INTELLIGANT poster on NSC

I’m going to take my tea in a TEA POT with a COSEY on and let’s see Barber BAN that

I'm going to stick my FLASK up my BACKSIDE if they try to BAN it and challenge them to get it OUT

If they ever BANNED my SAUSAGE there would be CARNAGE

Fatal

I got asked yesterday if I had a FLASK in my pocket I said no I’m just excited again