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A short time after my arrival in England for my summer hols this year, I'm going to have to face the very daunting prospect of actually having to wipe my arse after having a crap. Having not had to do this for about 5 years I'm genuinely worried that I may have forgotten how to do it properly.

Okinawa is great around Easter time. Almost perfect weather. Here's a photo of me in Okinawa at the end of March this year. Stunning beaches with hardly anyone around if you get a ferry from Naha to some of the little islands near the Okinawan mainland.