Sports Witness Report (Yeah I know)
"Bought by Brighton & Hove Albion from Mamelodi Sundowns FC for just under £3m, Percy Tau was quickly sent to Royale Union Saint-Gilloise in Belgium’s second tier to get used to European football.
It didn’t take long for the 25-year-old to have an impact, as...
We take him north to Libya stick him in a rubber dinghy.
When he lands in Italy he picks up a passport on the way in.
*simples*
(Before I get flamed, I am only joking of course.)