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I wish the worst aggravation in my life was that I hadn’t been able to buy a ticket for the best seats in one of the best stadiums in English football until 8 days before a game against a 4th division team.

Jesus. Given how menstrual some of you are getting about sitting in your own particular part of the stadium to watch a game of football, I can’t imagine how you cope with having a shit in a public bog.