Little lad goes into a barber shop.
The barber says " how old are you young man ? "
Little lad says " I'm eight "
The barber says " and do you want a haircut? "
Little lad replies " I certainly didn't come in for a shave "
I went in the barber shop sat in the chair and said " I want my hair cut like Ed Sheeran "
The barber got out the clippers and shaved off all my hair.
I said " Ed Sheeran hasn't got a haircut like this"
The barber said " he would if he came in this f***ing shop "