By jove you might just have a very good idea there! I have just bought what I want for Xmass and will wrap it up and as it;s a gift for the whole house i'll label it to me and the wife from Santa. At least I love me..... I might also get some therapy vouchers for myself as I seem to have some...
My wife hasn't even asked why I want for Christmas, that can only mean one of 2 things. 1. i'm getting nowt, 2. Because she hasn't asked what I want I'll be getting something I don't want....again.