Exactly. Noel Gallagher could have afforded to have retired his middle of the road arse by now if 'Wonderwall' had only included the line:
'Today is gonna be the day
That we go Christmas shopping'
Which begs the perennial CM question - you write a decent song that's got a half chance of being a hit, then why not throw a nod to Christmas in there and you're set up for life with royalties?
If you like 'done to death, could happily never hear that track again as long as I live music' then it's thread closed.
For the rest of us and Uncle Spielberg there's East 17