A Palace fan will be along in a minute to explain how their American part-owners, who are overseeing an unprecedented period of success at Selhurst Park, have ring-fenced the funds for the ground meaning whoever their manager is by the time the next transfer window comes round will be able to...
The biggest shocker is that, finally, Palace are showing some interest in infrastructure investment.
Let's hope, for your sake, that Roy keeps you in the Premier League. Your c16k average Championship gates will look even more sparse if you have another 8,000 seats to fill.
"We are creating a new home worthy of our Club, our supporters and our community, and a celebration of our 112 years in South London"
...aren't they building 1 new stand?