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Always a bit bemused by the "if it comes near me I'm going to jump up and down on it" brigade. Going out on a limb here, but I predict that every one of those also drives a white van.

I find this "if it lands in my garden I'm going to smash it to smithereens" mentality rather odd. Do you do the same if a kid kicks a football into your garden, i.e. run out with the kitchen knife, stab it, jump up and down on it etc?