Yes that must be it. Having moved here from Wimbledon clearly all I could afford is a caravan. I'm glad people are happy in Brighton or Lewes. Just not my thing. Each to their own though. Not sure why people turn their noses up at Hailsham. I lived in Mitcham for years so its classy to me!
Id rather be flogged with rusty barbed wire than live in Brighton (or Lewes) but having said that its so full of weirdos there would probably be people in to that!