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Even more maddening are the GUMBO'S who begin their sentences with "listen..." Its annoying enough in person, but when someone says it on the radio, or on a podcast (yes Troy Townsend on Guardian Football Weekly I mean YOU), WTF do they THINK we're doing ? Yes. I. am. Listening. You don't have...

Milk.

I think that's a bit of a myth tbh. The emergency services do such a thorough job when they arrive at the scene of an accident. I'm quite sure the presence or absence of one of those ubiquitous tags doesn't make a blind bit of difference to all the well established procedures and protocols they...

Hah. I remember that episode! Seriously though, some parents seem to exist under the belief that just because THEIR entire world continually orbits around the precious squirming spawn of their loins on the back seat, they automatically think everyone elses should too. Sorry, but if you're...

"Baby on board" tags in car rear windows. I honestly couldn't give a toss if your screeching, puce-faced shitfactory is currently stinking up the place in the back of your motor. It won't make a BLIND bit of difference to me or how I am driving.

The fact that I've never ONCE inserted a USB connector the correct way up first time. 50/50 chance, and I get it wrong 100%. People who rev to about 9,000rpm before changing to 2nd (usually van drivers). "Mini" roundabouts. Pointless. All of them. Plastic food packaging that opens in such a...